10. Because reading and writing is for sissy’s.
9. Because your friends don’t know it so why should you?
8. Because communication is overrated.
7. Because keeping company like Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood (radiohead) and countless others is bad for your reputation.
6. Shhhhh! American Idol is on.
5. Because YOU are way to smart to need to understand music.
4. Because you are naturally gifted so to hell with the musicians around you…
3. Because you don’t want to ruin your creativity with all that knowledge.
2. Because your teacher won’t let you bring your bong into class.
1. Because working at footlocker is far more gratifying.
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